Slugs Are Fucking Bastards” Mug – Funny Gardener Cup

For anyone who’s ever lovingly planted seedlings… only to find them demolished overnight 🐌

This mug tells the truth every gardener knows but rarely says out loud.

Bold, sweary, and painfully relatable, the Slugs Are Fucking Bastards mug makes the perfect gift for gardeners with a sense of humour, allotment warriors, and anyone locked in an ongoing battle with slimy plant terrorists.

Perfect for coffee, tea, or stress-fuelled garden planning.

Details:

• 11oz ceramic mug
• Dishwasher safe
• Microwave safe
• High-quality, long-lasting print

A great funny gift for gardeners, plant lovers, and those who swear at their veg patch before 9am.